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Heaven is a Halfpipe - OPM
Hene Hene Kou Aka - IZ
Lyrics:
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now Heaven would be a DJ
Spinnin' dub all night long
And Heaven would be just kickin'
back With Jesus packing my (bong)
And if you don't believe in Jesus
Then Muhammed or Buddah too
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you
Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
Now, when most people think of Heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there's a sign that says;
"Do not skate"
So if you wanna come to my Heaven
Well we all gonna have a ball
And every one you know is welcome
'Cause we got no gates or walls
Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
`Cause right now on earth
I can`t do shit
Without the man fuckin with it
Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that
I'd been callin' fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
You got a list here that doesn't end
You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
You teachin' any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in '87
We'll be bustin' Christ airs until we get to Heaven
You think I really care that I missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills
Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
H-H-Heaven is a halfpipe
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
`Cause right now on earth
I can`t do shit
Without the man fuckin with it
If I die before I wake
(If I die before I wake)
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
`Cause right now on earth
I can`t do shit
Without the man fuckin with it
If I die before I wake
At leastin heaven I can skate
`Cause right now on earth
I can`t do shit
without the man fuckin with it
Channel: Sports
Uploaded: February 8, 2006 at 7:29 pm
Author: cjdawdj
Length: 00:05:05
Rating: 4.71
Views: 588188
Tags: surfing surf opm heaven is halfpipe laird hamilton billabong
Video Comments:
surfsk8now (November 12, 2008 at 10:43 pm)
hey this song is bad ass who is it what is the bands name or whats name of song. yes the surfing is sick 2.
shortygmail (November 14, 2008 at 1:15 pm)
the first song is heaven is a half pipe by opm
harryp12321 (November 18, 2008 at 5:31 pm)
OPM -heaven is a half pipe
sickfest900 (October 14, 2008 at 10:36 pm)
shit
amigdol (October 17, 2008 at 11:19 am)
fucken eh.
jsuprems (September 26, 2008 at 8:21 pm)
umm the people who filmed it sold it to a company to get money dumbass damn how fuckin
cjdawdj (September 29, 2008 at 7:09 pm)
it's actually from a powerarde commercial... but whatever you say.
biffy568 (November 6, 2008 at 1:01 pm)
actually the first two waves are real..the 1st one is in "big wave world cup" its in the film billabong odyseey and the second one was in the news so before you start moaning get your facts right eh?
minack123 (September 21, 2008 at 5:58 am)
nice vid, but this song is so annoying
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